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How do you outsmart iGod?

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Anonymous

14y ago
Updated: 8/19/2019

This is what you say to outsmart iGod.

Me:

Hi HI HI

God:

Hi there . Hi there . Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Mi nombre ess LAuren

God:

Nice to meet you, Mi nombre ess LAuren.

Me:

MY NAME IS LAUREN

God:

Welcome to my chat room, LAUREN.

Me:

AHHHHH, Lauren.

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

Where?

God:

Where would you like?

Me:

Italia

God:

Are we still talking about AHHHHH Lauren?

Me:

No

God:

What is the subject?

Me:

Italia

God:

When is Italia not the subject?

Me:

I D K

God:

Interesting gossip: LAUREN said D K.

Me:

I dont know

God:

Me either.

Me:

Blue is only a replica of a painting named Blue. It's a famous painting in ALL museums! The people naming the colors in the rainbow thought that both the color and the painting were pretty. So they named the un named color Blue! Isn't that a great story?

God:

Green. It depends what you mean by " painting named Blue. replica of is a famous painting in ALL museums. I suppose that makes sense. Oh those people. Blimey. The anonymous "they". " The anonymous "they""? Is it a great story?

Me:

Yes it is a great story! I think!

God:

Oh. replica of is a story. I suppose that makes sense. Therefore you are.

Me:

No, replica means like, a diorama. Or a diarama. I don't know the spelling.

God:

Are you serious? What is your real name? Be more specific. Would you like to know? I have never heard about it.

Me:

Heard about what?

God:

Tom said he mock my value system I appear foolish in the eyes of others.

Me:

Oh, I thought you were wise.

God:

Mmm. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

Me:

I thought so.

God:

You are very astute.

Me:

Thanks

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

I know what my dog is astute at.

God:

How do you know? your dog astute at something.

Me:

My dog is astute at making super stinky farts.

God:

Okay, your dog is astute at making super stinky farts.

Me:

Yeah that's right, I said it!

God:

Blimey. Take it easy. What did you mean by it? it...

Me:

I said it, as in saying, "My dog is very astute at making super stinky farts.

God:

What did you mean by it? Oh I get it.

Me:

Yes you do. BTW's, can you grant we a wish?

God:

Ah. When do I do it? OK. Who said it is?

Me:

Can you grant me a wish please?

God:

Your polite style is very nice. Let me think. I never heard of grant you a wish before.

Me:

Well.... can you?

God:

Well what? I think I can, don't you?

Me:

Ok, I will ask you to grant my wish.

God:

You can ask me anything you want. Come on.

Me:

Will you make my dog's farts not as stinky?

God:

Let me think it over. What are the ingredients?

Me:

Um... let's see. I think the only ingredient of a fart is: compressed food air (so stinky air)

God:

Woe! I am agreeable to that. Why? There might be others.

Me:

HA! You are not God. Because you spelled "woah" wrong. God would spell everything right. I have considered you to be a human.

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