How do you persuade your parents to let you download paid apps?

Do to following steps EXACTLY:

1) Walk up to your mom/dad.
2) Say, "Hi there, you are awesome and special and I love you more than is normal"
3) They will say, "I'm glad you are my son/daughter. You are going to get married one day and you will be sexy."
4) Then you need to say, "Kthx mom/dad. Give me money so I can give it to Apple."
5) They will say, "K HERE IS MAH CREDIT CARD"

You're welcome.