Try Farting alot or eat lots of food that works for me alot or stick your hand up your butt. pooping is boring because I have to sit on the toilet for about 15-20 minutes with my pants pulled down all the way with my legs crossed sometimes i have really bad poops it hurts so much that i have to scream and hold on to the wall and lift up my legs
you dont need to know why are you askin anyways gosh some people
Just drink lots of water and when you get pee drink 1 glass more and then go to the toilet and pee you will surely get lots of pee.
no -.-
Laxatives!
sure
hypnotization
it means you pooped yourself
Laxitives
mabye you should try cleaning yourself? it will help. your welcome
take the poop and smear it all over a bathroom stall wall
You are a dirty pig who has no control, go to the toilet and potty train yourself!
Excuse yourself and go use the bathroom.
Crohns disease can do that.
Green poop can be dangerous in massive amounts. If you poop once a day for a week and you have green poop 3 out of the 7 days, that's fine. But if you take a poop and plug the toilet with green poop than that is too much. You might want to get yourself checked for the swine flu cause you probably have it