It depends whether you want "dick" to have the meaning of a regular insult like "du**as*" and variants or the meaning of male genitalia, which is, truth be said, also considered to be very insulting.
I suppose you intend to show off your foreign languages knowledge, by either insulting someone or responding to their insults, despite the lack of maturity that underlies within the futile act that is the mutual exchange of such vulgar and ordinary insults, I do not think, in my most humblest opinion, that it is suitable to answer such question here. Anyway, legal disclaimers apart, the sentence you seek is "És um caralho" ou "És um piço", where both "Piço" and "Caralho" mean dick, only "caralho" is considered the most insulting of both. That is, if you want "dick" to be interpreted as the male genitalia. If not, saying "És um parvo" ou "És um idiota" would suffice.
There, hope you can insult people in Portuguese now, don't forget, "És um caralho".
caralho Or "pila", "piço","pirilau".
to say yes in portuguese you say "se"
to say language in portuguese, you would say 'lingua'
"Onde" is how you say "where" in Portuguese.
"Fuzzy"-and yes, this is the way to say it in Portuguese
To say "your location" in Portuguese, you would say "sua localização".
You say "colher".
Chefão
they say gobble gobble in English but portuguese idk about that!AnswerThey say 'glu glu'
Elaela
In Portuguese, you can say "adeus" or "tchau" to say "goodbye."
To say "Where are you?" in Portuguese, you can say "Onde você está?"