3/03/11
Today
"today"
"today"
today
"today"
"Today" (of course the answer only works when today is 15th March 2011).
On the day of question, Answer was 'TODAY'
T o d a y
If that was the date were currently, the answer would be "today".
If it was on the same day when the question was asked then the answer is: today
You cannot. At least, not with the calendar that is in international use now. 23 May 2011.
The day after yesterday but the day before tomorrow which is today.