You can't.
Bludgeon your self
Freeze a wooden spoon and put it on there while lathering with vinegar
To get your stomach to stop hurting eat a bland diet and drink some Sprite or Ginger Ale.
Go to the doctor
they dont exist
to stop hurting me
It depends what you did before it started hurting there's medicine you can buy
It Keeps It Straight && it better 2 stop your hair from breaking while you"ll sleep
if people stop hurting and dumping pets
probably something that has to do with the vitiams and meniarls in it
Move out and get a restraining order on him.
See a doctor