Go to the bathroom you idiot!
IT IS CALLED THE FLU A** HOLE
You can stop it by parking in a garage or carport
Fill your yard with killer spiders and other insects. Good luck dog
You can stop wearing white pants and shoes after Labor Day.
there was a famous person in mexico his name was crappy mccrappy pants he was known for crapping himself in public. i have never seen crappy but people say he was very crappy
You have to encourage him when he doesn't soil in his pants and let him no that he has to stop this but don't make him feel uncomfortable.
Pants have rights too. Let them alone.
Get horny
Take him to the vet to find out what is wrong. If the litter box is kept clean, most adult cats will use it unless the cat is ill.
crapping umbrellas
No but crapping on it does
stop, drop, and roll