cork it
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just hold it in and dont run
slap them with a fish
If you stop pooing while it is hangin' out, it will either fall in to the toilet or it will get sucked in and you will get constipated for the rest of your life. then you will turn fat and brown and purple and squishy. i'm serious! it happened to my sister! :(
Dont get a dog! You go live outside and try pooing in the same place every day!
Replace him. He will only come around if you are alone.
It may need to get used to being left alone slowly. With being left for only 5 minutes at first and then the time gradually being built up. It maybe also benefit from having something to do when it is left alone. For example a chew toy or a stuffed kong.
you cant
Yes the well trained Bengal cats and Boxer dogs usually stop on their own when mating.
they will stop the fight
Yes give it lots of chocolate
You can't really control a hamster's digestive cycle other than by changing its diet. Feeding it more complex foods will slow down its digestive process.