Ask them politely.
Perhaps the space aliens are asking the questions. We just answer them.
Stop touching it so it can heal.
Tell them Stop! and mean it
The same way you stop touching anything else. make no physical contact.
You can firmly but politely say, "Please stop touching me, it makes me uncomfortable." It's important to set clear boundaries and communicate your preferences assertively. If the behavior continues, don't hesitate to seek help or report it to someone in authority.
dont sit on it all day and do some frickingexcersise
Punch them in the face
stop aliens
Shoot the word 'aliens'.
They hover, especially when the aliens inside want to kidnap people and children. The aliens also stop the Unidentified Flying Object to see how different we are to them. They Rotate when near to the ground.
Tuck it into your bathtub.
tell them youve got knits