Wrap your hand firmly around their penis, and move it up and down, getting progessively faster until he cums everywhere. Then you have to lick it up.
Most likely masturbate!
High sexual excitement causes rapid spurting.
It's called 'semen' (see-men) and it has sperm in it. The semen can be made to come out forcefully during an ejaculation, part of the sex act. If you can not ejaculate yet it is probably because you are not old enough and haven't got that far in your development yet. it usually starts around pre-puberty from the age of 10 and around. That is when semen can come out but semen does not contain sperms until you have reached puberty.
You can certainly prepare food "with" semen
The semen has to come back out of the body since the body can not absorb it and the uterus is a dead end. The sperms are still swimming though so pregnancy can still happen if she ovulates. The semen is supposed to come back out. That's normal.
Semen is not known to make people fail drug tests for heroin. Semen is an organic fluid.
Seminal fluid is added to the sperm to make semen.
No, semen does not make you fat. Its calorie content is negligible, and you would not be able to consume enough for it to make any difference.
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yes she did make it across the Atlantic successfully