How do you throw Jeff hardy through a table?

Answer 1

Throwing Jeff Hardy through a table is relatively easy as long as you have some necessary skills. Here is a guide that will assist.

First step is to practice picking up a 215lb wrestler who is 6 foot 1 inch tall. Apart from the weight, his size makes him a problem to handle, so this could take a little time to get right.

Next, meet Jeff Hardy. This might also be a problem as making an appointment to see him really isn't that easy. You could try contacting the TV company and asking if he's available to be thrown through a table. Persevere on this one. You might have to work hard to persuade his manager that this is a good idea. Don't try to stalk him because that could get you into big trouble.

If you actually get to meet him, try to make sure he's in a good mood. An angry Jeff Hardy is much harder to pick up than a happy Jeff Hardy.

Make sure you have a table close by. Carrying Jeff Hardy more than a few feet could prove tiring and weaken your arms. That could ruin the highlight of the operation if your arms are too tired to throw him. Dropping him gently on to a table just isn't the same. Make sure that the table is one that you won't need again. It might not be the same shape by the time he's gone through it.

Check for camera positions. Remember that this will be something of a show so always be aware of the cameras to make sure they get the right shots. The director won't be happy with you if you are facing away from the main camera positions as you throw Mr Hardy.

The TV crew might need you to do a second take, so hold something back just in case they want more shots.

Finally, apologise to Jeff Hardy for throwing him through the table and be prepared to run for your life. If he doesn't get the joke, he could get real mad. Remember that even after he's gone through the table, he's still 215 pounds, 6' 1" and stacked with muscle.

All things considered, you may want to re-think your plans for this activity. It will take a long time to set up, destroy a table and you are very likely to come out of it in a far worse state than when you went in.