How do you you get rid of ground hog?

Answer 1

You may be surprised, but ground hogs are a typical problem! Here is the best way to get rid of them:

First you need:

a vat of cheese (preferablly nacho)

a squash shaped like a vegetable

a size 5 toddler tuxedo (for the groundhog)

fishing wire

a peacock

glue

poop

and two boiled eggs (preferablly raw)

Procedure:

1. take the eggs and sqash and throw them in the trash can

2. get the cheese. is it warm?

3. glue the tuxedo to the peacock

4.make the fishing wire into a lasso

LASSO THE GROUND HOG (carefully, they spook easy)

you caught yourself a ground hog! :D