Practice practice practise. First start when there are no other people in the lift. Practice everywhere, at home at work, in the car.....
Then go for it, if you make a little bit of noise who cares, smile :). Review your performance. Understand what you did well and what needs to be improved. Sooner or later you will be ripping off deadly lift killers with a real smile on your face.
PS. I recommend you keep a straight face and smile inwardly until you leave the lift. This is even more fun with only two of you in the lift.
Yes.
Idiots fart very loudly, like You.
They fart loudly
Fart really loudly
u have to fart very loudly
After eating 99,999 cans of beans then scream "ARGHHHHHH" and melt the car.
I would think fart is a verb because your doing somthing....
Varies from person to person, fart to fart. The total volume of a fart varies from 5 to 375 ml. The gasses that make up farts are varied- and a given fart can range from 0-10% methane.
It is fine to go as long as you want without farting. We fart while we are asleep as well so it's impossible for a person to hurt themselves by holding it in.
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Fart more.
waft it around and laugh loudly