How does a person fart in a lift without doing it loudly?

Anonymous

∙ 14y ago

Updated: 8/17/2019

Practice practice practise. First start when there are no other people in the lift. Practice everywhere, at home at work, in the car.....

Then go for it, if you make a little bit of noise who cares, smile :). Review your performance. Understand what you did well and what needs to be improved. Sooner or later you will be ripping off deadly lift killers with a real smile on your face.

PS. I recommend you keep a straight face and smile inwardly until you leave the lift. This is even more fun with only two of you in the lift.

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