Water will not remove THC from your body (and any evidence that cranberry juice will is apocryphal and dubious at best).
Unlike most other drugs, THC is fat-soluble: it stores itself in your fat cells. That's why drinking water won't do anything to remove it from your system, and that's why it takes such a long time to get it out of your system. Drugs like opiates or cocaine or speed stay in your bloodstream, so you can pee them out in a few days, but since THC stores itself in your fat cells, you basically have to work it off, like, exercise it off, which takes weeks, depending on your height and body weight. If you're short and skinny and you exercise a lot, you might have to stop smoking for only 2 weeks or so, but if you're large and you don't exercise, you'll have to wait a month, or even six weeks.
If you want to cleanse your system more quickly, there are also detoxifying drinks you can take. I took one once (with success); it was called "Herbal Clean." You can buy them at GNC or other health stores like that. Except, they're just called detoxifying drinks or something. But if you ask the salespeople, they will usually know what you're talking about, and will find it for you.
Note that buying these drinks for the purpose of fooling a drug test is illegal. However, buying the drinks for any other reason is not illegal. So, do not say to the salespeople, "I need a drink to pass a drug test." Tell them, "I want a drink that will detoxify my system of drugs so I can get healthy." As long as you do not tell anyone that you want to pass a drug test, it is perfectly legal.
30-60 days
1 billion years :L
Weed is weed. If you smoke homegrown weed you will come up positive for weed.
Weed can be detected in urine for up to 30 days, depending on factors like frequency of use, metabolism, body fat percentage, and hydration level.
The active ingredient in weed, THC, can typically be detected in urine for up to 30 days in heavy users. For occasional users, it can be detected for up to 10 days. Factors like metabolism, frequency of use, and hydration levels can impact how long THC is detectable in urine.
Weed stays in your urine for approx 30 days, depending how much water you drink. As for hair and blood I cant say.
generally it takes about a month to clean weed out of your system, yet it all depends on how much you smoke and how often you smoke that amount.
I only smoke weed twice a month how ling will it stay in my system and how difficult is it ti get out
If you weigh 102 pounds, drink a lot of tea and water every day, and have a fast metabolism, weed would stay in your system anywhere from two days to 11 weeks. How long it will take for your urine to test clean depends on how long you have been smoking the weed.
Why were you rubbing weed on your skin?
Nope.P.S. Stop wasting weed.
Yes, in fact it can be detected by drug tests months after you do it.