In the spring go to a garden center to buy strawberry plants and then plant them when frosts are not a problem anymore. You won't get any berries the same year you buy them. By the next year you will have strawberries. The first 2 years of harvesting will be the best. Then starting the third year you get get less strawberries every year until its time to plant new plants.
4 weeks
It take at least 4 hours to grow
~4 months
About 32 days.
3-4 months
About 4 months
2-4 weeks
3-4 months
3 to 4 years
3-4 mins
4 weeks
It would take 4 or 5 years to grow to your butt!