The answer is 8 years 7 months and 6 days.
for 7 years, 6 months, 5 weeks, 4 days and 3 hours
Immediately, as long as you take it rectally.
yes they could take over the world
As long as you can hold it in.
Yes, it can, coffee has water in it but it will take a long time since it has more coffee than water.
on 'take to the skies' there is screaming for 'jonny sniper'. the single does not have screaming
As long as you have a stable heat source and a apprpriate roasting vessel you can roast coffee on anything, even if it's a pan, a wok, or a pot. Although I would want to take a look at if the wok has any non-neutral oils on the surface before proceeding.
The time needed for a single serving of coffee depends on the brewing time. And the brewing time is programmable in this machine. So it depends upon you how long you want to brew the coffee for.
Three hours not counting stops for coffee.
by screaming and moaning
i depends on the maker mine takes 5 minutes.
it takes 5 years
Less than 3 minutes! It shouldn't take that long