How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
one juggler with three light bulbs
If the lightbulb has extremely good BOUNDARIES and does not give into narcissistic demand, it is possible that no number ofnarcissists could ever change it. Answer . Just one. The narcissist holds the bulb and the world turnsbeneath them. . Just me. It's my light bulb. I'll change it myself, …if and whenI choose. . None, a Narcissist wouldn't bother changing a lightbulb! . None, they are too busy looking at themselves in a mirror. . None, they feel they're too smart to change the bulb. ( Full Answer )
It only takes one chiropractor to change a lightbulb, but it takes nine visits. And it's not covered by your insurance.
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MDmakes ten times as much for the same procedure!
It takes six Marines to screw in a lightbulb. One will be a non rate PFC he will be get lost trying to find the bulb. Another will be a Lance Corporal he is sent to find the PFC and counsel him.The third will be a Staff Sergeant... no one knows why he showed up but he did. The fourth will be an offi…cer for safety he will drink coffee and surf the internet. The fifth will be a Corporal. He found the bulb and the two non-rates and will direct them back to the socket then he'll disappear. The sixth will be a a Sergeant who's tired of watching the spectacle and chose to do it himself. ( Full Answer )
Statistically speaking there is no way the determine the answer.However culture would suggest that blonde hair means a reduction inIQ. This is not the case. Hair color does not affect any part of aperson's intelligence. Realistically, it takes only one, provided the blond knows whathe/she is doing …and has changed bulbs before. Joke Answers: Theories abound but we have little actual data. To our knowledgethis event has never occurred and is unlikely to before these bulbsare replaced by a yet to be determined agent. . Generally two, one to hold the bulb and the other to spin theladder . 25, one to install it and 24 to figure out how to turn it on! . There are not enough in the world! . 101, one to hold the bulb and 100 to turn the house around . Three, one to hold the lightbulb and 2 to turn the ladder.Trust me, I tried. . One. She just holds it up and the whole world revolves aroundher. . If the blond has the mentality of the person who asked thisquestion, then I doubt they'd even know what a light bulb is. . Blondes being rich, successful and popular don't worry aboutsuch menial tasks as screwing in light bulbs. They always havedarker haired people around to do stuff for them. ( Full Answer )
1. A whole bunch. Several to try to eat the old bulb, and severalmore to try to stop them. Several to put their finger in the emptysocket while 2 take turns flipping the switch. Several to pick upthe one they've designated to change the bulb. Then a bunch to goto the hardware store for a new bulb. T…hat takes a bunch becausenot all can drive, some try to drive there drunk, there are wreckson the way there, etc. So it takes several to bail them out ofjail, visit them in the hospital, etc. Then another team has to besent out because the previous team brought back the wrong bulb. Ittakes several to remove the socket to get it down to where they canchange it. Then it takes new ones to put it back, since some of thefirst ones are now injured (getting shocked and falling). Then ittakes several more to flip the switch to find it doesn't work. Thenseveral more to point out that they were pulling the wrong switchall along and that the original bulb might have been good. And ittakes a couple to rush the one who is playing with the old bulb tothe hospital -- and please don't ask where they managed to lodgethe bulb, just note that it was embarrassing to tell the doctors. 2. Although scholars from abroad have often debated the ancientquestion "how many idiot's does it take to change a light bulb?" Ihave determined after great research as the head of the Boopty DooInstitution that it takes approximately 3 idiots to change a lightbulb therefore putting an end to this age old phenomenon. ( Full Answer )
Usually one. For some bulbs assistance may be required. Some newerstyle ones don't screw in, they only twist once. Joke Answers . At the risk of sounding vulgar - you can't screw in alightbulb, there isn't room. . Three-one to hold the bulb and the other two to turn the firstone holding the b…lub. . Two. One to screw in the light bulb and One to hold it. ( Full Answer )
Two. One to screw it in and one to SHHHHSH her. Ten. One to notice that it is burned out. One to check that it is.One to take it up with the library board and explain why thelibrary needs to purchase something besides books. One to write theorder. One to call the official and see why the order has …not beenprocessed. One to check it when it arrives. One to write arequisition so the janitor can obtain a ladder to replace it. Oneto observe the janitor to replace it, so the janitor does not suefor workman's comp. One to check that it works. And one to writethe report that it works. ( Full Answer )
One if you stop being afraid and do it already! . Actually it would take 1 chicken because chickens are awesome.
Just one, but it requires someone with a modicum of intelligence to remove the old one and replace it. :)
One if it is a smart mouse. . It only takes 2 to screw in a bulb, it's just a matter ofgetting in there.
It takes 201. 1 to hold the light bulb and 200 to turn the house.
None because it would be udderly impossible for them to do so. None. They sleep at night and don't mind the dark. Well, maybe 2,If you get what I'm trying to say, but the bulb is way too smallfor that.
Infinite because they keep killing each other until they are alldead so the light bulb never gets changed.
Two. One to screw in the bulb, and the other to knock the ladder out from under her.
300: 1 to hold the lightbulb, 299 to turn the house! One to screw it in and ninety-nine to run around and bark at it.
well lets see none cause ited really take a thousand but they would stuff it up anawy
(Insert arbitrary number here). 1 to screw it in, and the rest to complain about how they could've climbed a higher ladder and done it so much better. (Insert arbitrary number here). 1 to screw it in, and the rest to debate how (famous trumpet player) would've done it. 1. Since the world revol…ves around him, he just holds the light bulb in the socket and it screws itself in. Just one, but he'll do it too loudly. Zero... they just complain about the darkness until a trombone player does it for them. ( Full Answer )
It only takes two but i am still trying to figure out how they gotin there.
well, its not a lawyers work, do not hesitate to call for an electrician. the real answer is 3. one to sue the eletrician for wiring the house. one to sue the bulb manufacturers for making a shoddy bulb in the first place. and one to sue the power company for making a power-surge that blew the bulb… in the first place. I would like to know why all my questions are very unpopular and to thank ID for the first post so thanks ID. BTW what is a lawyers main purpose? (not a joke.) ( Full Answer )
You will need 5 Spaniards. One to climb up the ladder and hold the bulb while the remaining 4 spin the ladder. Repeat operation to screw and unscrew the bulb.
I would guess that 4 would be enough. You have two standing guard against terrorist attack, one to supervise, and one to screw in the bulb.
They can't do it... it has to learn to change itself. . One. The bulb really has to want to change.
Only one! But the light bulb really has to want tochange! . Just one if they prescribe the correct medication for "LightProduction Deficit Disorder."
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to talk about how good the old bulb was.
29 28 to get in the van to go buy the bulb & 1 to screw it in.
Assuming they are an otherwise normal person, one, like anybody else would.. I suppose that if they wait long enough the light bulb would change by itself into a more efficient one.. close! the answer is:. just one, but it would take a million years.
none- the blind man wouldn't need the light from the light globe so why would he bother waste time, money and damage the environment for no reason?
One professional will take 1 second to screw in a light bulb and0.5 seconds to install a bayonet cap light bulb.
One and a half. One to turn the light bulb, and half of one to provide applause.
Regretfully, science has not yet advanced to a point where thisquestion can be answered with confidence. The aardvark, (genus Tubulidentata ), is a close relative ofthe elephant. There is reliable evidence for the number ofelephants required (www.lightbulbjokes.com) but it is not veryamusing: A: T…wo, but it has to be a pretty big light bulb. A: Only one, but it has to stand on a trunk to do it. I am unaware of any current research involving aardvarks. ( Full Answer )
Eleven. One to change the light bulb and ten to each take 200photos of it for social networking sites. One. She first checks that the switch is off, then - safely, usinga sturdy standing point if necessary - removes the old bulb andinserts the new one, before checking it still works.
Seventeen and a half. A. Purple. (Or fish.)A. Three. Two to fill the bathtub with clocks, and one to set the giraffe on fire....
well, it takes one to find a computer, one to open up the browser, one to type in where to get a bulb, one to go out and determine which bulb he should get because of the different watts, one to give the cashier the money needed, one to drive back, and one to call the 'guy' that takes care of it. So… all in all, 7, because even though techs may seem smart, they may forget the simple things that everyone else knows.... ( Full Answer )
three hundred and fifteen. I am a Harvard professor and ran a test five minutes ago. The boogers must be red or it doesn't work.
Choose one of these and call the doctor in the morning... A) Five. One to change the light bulb and four to chant "Allah isgreat". B) None. If the bulb has broken, it is the will of Allah and itwould be blasphemy to attempt to change it. C) Four. One to change the bulb, one to check if changing l…ightbulbs is legal in the Quran, one to blow up the person who changedit and one to protest that Islam stands for peaceful change oflight bulbs. ( Full Answer )
! It depends on how fast you want them to do it. but I would say 2 squirrels
is this like a joke or something, do not fill up the site with jokes
who knows in my book it only takes 1 white person to change a light so thats the answer to you question. p.s. you know this is fake right
All of them. One Namkeian to screw in the light bulb, the rest to die.
10 --- 1 to actually change it, and 9 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
How many dogs it takes to change a light bulb is a joke with a punchline that varies depending on the type of dog. For example, it only takes single Lab to change a light bulb because he is so eager to be helpful. It takes just one German Shepard to change a light bulb but he's going to want to che…ck the perimeter and guard the location first. ( Full Answer )
None - They nag their child or their son-in-law intodoing it, tell them how to do it the whole time, and complain theyare not doing it fast enough. . One - If the above doesn't work due to the amount ofmeddling, or the mother-in-law thinks it is taking too long, thenthe mother-in-law will take o…ver and do it herself. She might evenget injured while changing the bulb and blame that on theson-in-law. ( Full Answer )
Two, one to figure out what a light bulb is and the other on to get the rest of the squadron.
It takes seven. One to delegate it. One to actually do the job, andfive to bring refreshments.
A whole bunch. It takes: 12 to protest that they don't make enough money to change a lightbulb. 15 to get the government to do something about poor folks nothaving bulbs. 13 to complain about the bulb not being energy efficient. 6 from the local LGBT chapter to actually be involved in changingit…. Two of those are making out with each other, one holds aflashlight, one holds the ladder, one actually changes the bulb,and one is nagging about everyone's safety the whole time. ( Full Answer )
1. None. They make others do it. Or to be more technical, that is a job for gaffers. 2. None, they prefer performers over light bulbs.
You wouldn't use a potato to screw in a light bulb... if the glassin the light bulb breaks as you're removing it, you can use apotato to take the light bulb out.
5, one to screw it in and four to make a tower for the one with thelightbulb.
Only one, if it was Harry Houdini and then he would have changed it into an elephant.