A whole bunch. It takes:
12 to protest that they don't make enough money to change a light bulb.
15 to get the government to do something about poor folks not having bulbs.
13 to complain about the bulb not being energy efficient.
6 from the local LGBT chapter to actually be involved in changing it. Two of those are making out with each other, one holds a flashlight, one holds the ladder, one actually changes the bulb, and one is nagging about everyone's safety the whole time.
Define "light bulb"
14. Apex. :)
A ''light year''
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to talk about how good the old bulb was.
You wouldn't use a potato to screw in a light bulb... if the glass in the light bulb breaks as you're removing it, you can use a potato to take the light bulb out.
Define "light bulb"
None. You vill change zee light bulb. Ve haf vays to MAKE you change zee light bulb!
14. Apex. :)
A ''light year''
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to talk about how good the old bulb was.
They can't do it... it has to learn to change itself.One. The bulb really has to want to change.
"Do hillbillies have light bulbs?"
You wouldn't use a potato to screw in a light bulb... if the glass in the light bulb breaks as you're removing it, you can use a potato to take the light bulb out.
All of them. One Namkeian to screw in the light bulb, the rest to die.
Two, one to figure out what a light bulb is and the other on to get the rest of the squadron.
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