what an absurd question.
you eat about 7-8 a yearActually it's a myth. There is no scientific or medical proof that spiders crawl into humans mouths as they sleep. It's not 4 spiders a year and it's not a pound of spiders in a lifetime, it's just plain untrue
This is an urban myth. In order for a sleeping person to swallow a live spider there would involve many highly unlikely circumstances. There are no formal scientific or medical records of anyone ever swallowing a spider while sleeping.
noses and ears keep on growing throughout one's lifetime. That is why you see so many old people with huge ears...
swallowed a spider and feel some slight pain inside
Zero. Snakes cannot crawl. They slither.
There is one syllable in the word 'crawl'.
That depends on the species, but most can bite hard enough for you to feel and many can penetrate your skin.
an avrige of 8 spiders doI like to lay awake at night and count the spiders that crawl over me. It seems natural to me since I don't have any sheep in my room (not that there's anything wrong with having sheep in one's room; I'm not judging anyone). Usually I count zero spiders before I fall asleep, but the highest number I've ever counted crawling across me was one. Then I jumped up screaming and thrashing, and I'm afraid I may have hurt the poor little spider. Since then I haven't counted any others, but I still keep trying.
Some spiders build a web so their food will fly or crawl into it. Others make a tunnel and then surprises their prey by popping out of their tunnel and catching the food. Some spiders build a web net and drops it on their food and eats it when it's ready. There are many different ways spiders can catch their food.
Maybe, while sleeping many cucumber spiders and other breeds of spiders are consumed while we sleep. And like the cucumber spider it has an polygenic exoskeleton, which allows it to survive in the harsh atmosphere in our body's. So sometimes a cucumber spider, or other breeds of spiders, can survive through your entire intestinal track. When the spiders gain access to your colon they normally crawl through the bile duct where they eat and lay eggs. then they multiply and eat you from the inside out. If you think you have cucumber spiders you should go see a doctor ASAP.
not all spiders are black. there are many many MANY different colours
There are many spiders. Two are tarantulas, and black widow spiders.