You jokes should be as below: What do you call a blind dinosaur? I-don't-think-he-saurus.
You can make a joke with moo plop moo with a few different endings. You can say moo plop moo is a cow.
I think this comes from an old joke asking for three fish that start and end with 'K'. The answer that is usually given is:- 1. Killer SharK 2. Kentucky Fried haddocK3. KilmarnocK When the victim of the joke questions the last answer with 'Kilmarnock? - That's not a fish!' The perpetrator says: 'oh yes it is..... it's a place (plaice) in Scotland.' Don't blame me for the groan, I didn't invent the joke :-)
is empty the world should end with ant
Odysseus blind the Cyclops. The way he does this, is that he had seen some large logs burning in the cave. So, Odysseus and his crew had managed to lift up one of the logs and shove the burning end of the log into the eye of the Cyclops, which does NOT kill him, but does blind him.
Although the star-nosed moles are blind, they do have eyes. They find their way around, and find their prey, by using the "feeler" on the end of their noses that are shaped like a many pointed star.
Your joke should end as below: what do you call a frozen tree? Trouser.
The big dipper.
What do you call a frozen pillow? A pain in the neck.
This is a joke about what do you call a pig that does karate? Yes, its name is Pork Chop!
Your joke should end like this: what is a frozen bee? beep
Your joke should end as follows: how do you catch a bee? by smoking it.
Your joke should end like this: What is a frozen parrot? copycat.
A joke that is "When is water like a baby" should end as birth.
The joke should end as below: did you hear about the goat in the zoo: No!
Your joke should end like this: Did you hear about the newborn bee. buuz
Your joke regarding pigs and bad teachers should end with suspense.
Your joke should end as follows: Why did the top go to the doctor? Because he is the doctor.