How to get a bigger butt fast?

To get a bigger butt fast without taking pills, eating healthy and exersizing, just sit down on the edge of your chair. Don't slouch in your chair, that will flatten your butt. You can sit on the edge of your chair anywhere! At school, at parties and at work! I promise you that you will see a change in your butt in a week. Plus it will make your thighs look great, toned and thinner! =3