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First, travel up to the north pole. Once you arrive, you will need to contact Ralphie the drug dealer and get some roofies. With the roofies in hand travel to Santa's Workshop. There, you will have to get past the guards, Rudolph and Blitzen. Get into Santa's office and slip the roofies into his eggnog. After he is drugged, you can smuggle an elf and stick him in your suitcase. The workshop's doors are alarmed, so once you get out you must take the sleigh as fast as you can to Nebraska. Reindeer are not necessary. Only in Nebraska can you legally own an elf-slave.
Good luck!
What else can I help you with?
How can you write an elf?
You can write to an elf at:ÁlfaskólinnIcelandic Elf SchoolReykjavíkIceland
What is analogy of elf?
elf
What is a type of elf?
"the Wood Elf", or if you like Warcraft, "the Night Elf"
A type of elf?
Small!Dark ElfLight ElfWelfRiver Elf --- MorganBurrowing Elf -- DroversForest Elf --- several types
How do you get a elf snowflake for the elf on the shelf?
You can't "get" an elf snowflake for the Elf on the Shelf as it is a fictional character and item. The Elf on the Shelf tradition involves placing the elf in different spots around the house and telling children that the elf reports back to Santa about their behavior.
When is your elf on the shelves birthday?
what is my elf on the shelves birthday. His name is Buddy The Elf
Is there such thing as a elf?
no there is no such thing as a elf
Is a elf a human?
no. it's an elf.
What is the singular possessive noun of elf?
The singular possessive form for the noun elf is elf's.Example: The elf's cookies are very good.
Do elf on the shelf die?
No The Elf On The Shelf does not die. Elf's are a special creature. As soon as Santa brings that elf into his workshop, the elf gets it's magic. The Elf On The Shelf is one of those elves. He will never die in you life.
My elf is not a Elf on the Shelf it has striped legs and striped arms what kind is it?
Based on the description, your elf may be a different type of elf toy or decoration, not specifically an Elf on the Shelf. It could be a unique or generic elf design with striped legs and arms. These elves can still be used for holiday decorations or fun Christmas traditions like Elf on the Shelf.
Who is Santas head elf?
Santa has 5 head elf's that change every year so there is no 1 head elf of Santa, so scientists are not sure of which elf is the head elf.
