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Regrettably the U.S. government remains completely blind to the dangers of zombie outbreaks and vampiric attacks. They are currently spending no money to assess and combat these dangers, wasting it instead on other perceived dangers.

Thus while we have a bureau called "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms" - all legal substances - we have no "Federal Vampire and Zombie Association".

Write your Congressman.

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