Depending on your size, not much probably
1 bottle = 145 Calories
14850 depending on how you sing the last verse (1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer, "take 1 down" pass it around zero bottles of beer on the wall) the alternate is "take it down". the sum then would be 14849. - J&C
Just over 14 1/2 bottles (assuming a bottle is 12 oz/341ml.
1 can or bottle is 2 Points.
A Nip Bottle is 1/3 an Imperial Pint which would be approximately 6.4 US Fluid Ounces.
One US quart of beer is about 946.35 mL.
This can vary depending on the type of beer bottle and its weight. However, on average, it takes about 5-6 empty glass beer bottles to equal 1 pound.
1 341ml bottle has 50 cal.
http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-rubys-diner-o-douls-malt-i68981
A Grey Goose 1 Liter bottle about 14 in. tall with a circumference of about 3.25 in.
1 week
1 glass of beer (250ml) standard, draught or lager has 380 kilojoules