Well i'd imagine either you'd be put in an asylum or the person you bit would bite you right back... and you would proberly get anal raped by a copper
Have someone drain out the oil and replace the filter, now! Do not run the engine! This is not good for the engine!
nothing.
If someone is bit sick put them to bed and for a few days they would be back to normal
you would jet a bit burnt if you where on the moon. I'll find out about the next eclipse
Nothing would happen, but it might hurt a little bit.
Someone would have to invent them
If it is a non-venomous snake, probably nothing would happen. If it was a venomous snake and it bit itself, it could quite possible die. There are documented cases of venomous snakes accidentally 'committing suicide' when they bit themselves.
Someone would be screaming in pain.
they would have to go to court
I would laugh at their ignorance.
Hilarity would ensue, i'm sure of it. Also a bit of knowledge/brain flexing would happen.
Then there would be two small holes in you face. But that is not going to happen!