No. Unless you are a licensed medical marijuana user.
marijuana? yes.
yes
you don't
yea
30 days
probably in a hair test but not in urine
no
http://www.marijuanapassion.com/How-Long-Does-Marijuana-Stay-In-Your-System.html
Yes, and you should also be worried about your giant vagina.
yes
Obviously not
Nope...provided that that is all you have smoked in the past 45 days. I doubt it would register on a urine test the next day...but 11 would have you golden.