No, masterbating or licking your hands won't get you pregnant. Sperm from a male needs to enter your vagina and meet up with and fertilise one of your eggs for you to get pregnant.
Nothing will happen he JUST licked you like a dog will lick a person. Your pet could also be licking you for the salt that that your skin produces.
It could mean you're pregnant
You are going to get licked.
You could be pregnant
It could, but it could also mean you ate a bad cheeseburger.
It could or it could just be injured or have a disease
Not really as it could just mean your not hungry at the moment
You could be, in the sense that it doesn't definitively mean you're not pregnant.
most likely that you are pregnant, there could be other reasons. if you are pregnant and spotting, i would get to a doctor right away. it could mean infection or miscarriage
8/10 it can mean your pregnant! So I Provide you to go to the clinic
If you have had periods and have been having unprotected sex - then you certainly could be pregnant.
Well if you are not pregnant, then obviously it doesn't mean that you are but it could be your brain feed your subconscious yearnings if you really wish that you are pregnant.