Calais is only 21 miles from the coast of England.
21 miles
Queen Mary I lost possession of Calais during a very unsuccessful war. It was the last of England's French holdings.
Near to The City of London, England. See the linked question.
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Ferry rides from Calais to Dover. It's an hour and a half crossing. In France and the UK, it is a very popular attraction for tourists and locals alike.
The closest coffee shop from Calais is in Calais itself. The name is Le Fournil de la Tour situated 75 boulevard Lafayette close to the theatre. It's also a very good tea room and pastery.
The town of Amiens is halfway between Calais and Paris. A very nice town with a magnificent cathedral and its gardens in the marshes (both encompassed in a World Heritage site).
Calais in France is very close to Belgium and the UK.
Suez Canal
First, you will have to realise that you are going to get very wet, as the English Channel is 22 miles wide and right in your way. Better take your bike across on a ferry from Dover (2 hours) or Newhaven (3 hours) and start from calais or Dieppe. calais is 294 km from Paris, Dieppe 198. If you can average 20kph, you'll take 15 hours from Paris, 10 from Dieppe.
The calais is not a very common car anymore (and yes, I do own one, but it a 4cyl). GM puts a few engines in many cars. Please specfiy the engine size (displacement) and you will get an answer.
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