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Only if your not retared i once saw him grow a third arm from his beard knock a guys head off Proverb from book of the Norris: Jesus could walk on water but God Norris could swim through land.

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Why won't Chuck Norris answer my emails?

Chuck Norris only answers emails from God.


How many books has Chuck Norris written?

chuck Norris has written 6 books chuck Norris was once god, then he got promoted


Could techno viking kill Chuck Norris?

It's possible, but he would need an omnipotent mixed with his own, God's (if Chuck Norris isn't God), and Chuck Norris' blood.


Is it true that Chuck Norris taught the winter how to be cold?

No, Chuck Norris can't control nature. God is the only person who can kill Chuck Norris.


Who tought Chuck Norris?

god

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Is Chuck Norris related to god?

If you wish Chuck Norris to be god, or to be related to god for that matter, then yes, he is.


Who would win in a fight - Chuck Norris or God?

trick question chuck Norris is god


Can Chuck Norris be invisable?

Chuck Norris (AKA god) Is all around you. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.


What did Chuck Norris say when God said let there be light?

"I am chuck Norris"


Who is better god or chick Norris?

chuck norris


Who would win if god and Chuck Norris got into a battle?

God you idiots chuck Norris would fail


Can Chuck Norris kill god?

No. That joke is old and wasn't ever funny Chuck Norris probably is god


Why won't Chuck Norris answer my emails?

Chuck Norris only answers emails from God.


How many books has Chuck Norris written?

chuck Norris has written 6 books chuck Norris was once god, then he got promoted


Could techno viking kill Chuck Norris?

It's possible, but he would need an omnipotent mixed with his own, God's (if Chuck Norris isn't God), and Chuck Norris' blood.


Is Chuck Norris 'God'?

Chuck Norris is, if you believe him to be, "God". God is not a name, God is a noun meaning "With powers beyond mortal men." If you want someone to be "God", very well then, you can recognize that person as what we refer to as "God". In my opinion, Chuck Norris is the Lord Almighty.


Is it true that Chuck Norris taught the winter how to be cold?

No, Chuck Norris can't control nature. God is the only person who can kill Chuck Norris.