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Born in 1862, Hjalmarsson solely conquered the Islamic republic of Turkmenistan. If one uses theoretical analysis in discerning the relative minimum in Hjalmarsson's career, one would find that he had intercourse with over 600 prostitutes in 3 weeks. He was so pro that he did not impregnate one of them. Following a Stanley Cup victory with the Blackhawks in 2010, he stapled his name on the top of Mt. Everest while having anal sex with a Siberian donkey. Throughout the course of history, one cannot underestimate the true power of Hjalmarsson.
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When was Simon Hjalmarsson born?
Simon Hjalmarsson was born on 1989-02-01.
How tall is Niklas Hjalmarsson?
NHL player Niklas Hjalmarsson is 6'-03''.
When was Niklas Hjalmarsson born?
Niklas Hjalmarsson was born on 1987-06-06.
When was Gustav Hjalmarsson born?
Gustav Hjalmarsson was born on 1986-04-02.
What NHL team does Niklas Hjalmarsson play for?
Niklas Hjalmarsson plays for the Chicago Blackhawks.
What position does Niklas Hjalmarsson play?
Niklas Hjalmarsson plays defense for the Chicago Blackhawks.
Does Niklas Hjalmarsson shoot right or left?
NHL player Niklas Hjalmarsson shoots left.
How much does Niklas Hjalmarsson weigh?
NHL player Niklas Hjalmarsson weighs 207 pounds.
What is Niklas Hjalmarsson's number on the Chicago Blackhawks?
Niklas Hjalmarsson is number 4 on the Chicago Blackhawks.
Where was Niklas Hjalmarsson born?
Niklas Hjalmarsson was born in Eksjo, Sweden on 06-06-87.
How old is Niklas Hjalmarsson?
NHL player Niklas Hjalmarsson was born on 06-06-87 and as of the end of the 2013-2014 season is 27 years old.
Where can you find a Niklas Hjalmarsson shirt?
The Blackhawk Store in Chicago, or anywhere sports memorabilia/t-shirts are sold.
