Yes. He is a marshmallow. The SFPWAM, (Study for people who are marshmallows,)
say, that through some genetic defect, Governor Romney is a marshmallow. Actually, he is 97% marshmallow, 2% stinky cheese, and 1% human.
A man from the future told us that when Mitt Romney was elected president, instead of stopping funding of PBS, he stopped funding the SFPWAM. This article came from:
Bob Fred Productions.
Jet-Puffed
Mitt Romney's birth name is Willard Mitt Romney.
Michigan
Yes. The SFPWAM, (Study for People who are Marshmallows,) say that he is 98% Marshmallow, 1% Stinky Cheese, and 1% human.The leader of the SFPWAM said to the community, "Mitt Romney is a marshallow. Face it. You are actually voting for a marshmallow. I really need more studies, but he is a marshmallow."A veiwer of this article sent a letter back in time saying that he would be the first marshmallow president, but also shut down the SFPWAM, and now claims it doesn't exsist."I know. The president shall never be a marshmallow, ever."- Deleted line from the Constitution
Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney's full name is Willard Mitt Romney.
Mitt Romney's whole name is Willard Mitt Romney.
No Mitt Romney has never been registered as a democrat.
No, Mitt Romney is not gay.
Mitt Romney is 6'2".
Mitt Romney is American.
Mitt Romney is a Mormon