No, you cannot become pregnant from this as the sperm would no longer be viable.
no
just use a clean spoon...
In a table spoon ( normal amount of sperm) there is 2-400 million siemen. So sperms are very very very microscopic
mix sperm in margarine and freeze it for two days then again add two table spoon of sperm but this time female sperm mix well freeze it for two hours ,now you can use it.
Blue whales can produce over 40 gallons of sperm .
The second it touched your balls, you'd probably realise what an idiot you are
that oldest spoon in the world is the carving spoon
spoon
There is no spoon, so the question is meaningless.
table spoon is a big spoon
Tickle your nut-sack...and then finger your butthole...if that doesn't work, pinch your nipple until it turns red...unless you are black. in that case, wrap your dick in a knot and beat it with a spoon.:)
Each average ejaculation, 5 to 10 millilitres (one or two tea spoons, look more than it is), containing 1,000,000 spermatazoa.