Of course its a joke! There is NO WAY a man can tell that, its ridiculous! Can you tell if he has had sex by looking at his penis??? Of course not
Ignore them.
This expression usually refers to having sexual intercourse with them.
Wrong category! This was a law that prohibited commercial transactions with other countries, that is, commercial intercourse (that term does not mean hiring prostitutes, by the way.) Commerce and trade is referred to as 'intercourse'. So is talking to someone. This is why when it refers to having sex, it's known as 'sexual intercourse.' The word itself is so charged that you usually have to qualify it if you mean something else. Mad magazine once did a 'guaranteed non-libelous anti-candidate speech' in which a guy accuses his opponent of 'having intercourse with 7-year-olds,' which is true, because he spoke to them at a school meeting, but gives the wrong idea.
only when im having intercourse.
It means "F__k," F_ck Means Having Sexual Intercourse With (someone)
Because you're having sexual intercourse with someone else.
If the intercourse is regular, and you are receiving ejaculate form a smoker into your body without a condom, it is possible, Yes.
No it's not. And by the way, that is a very strange question...
Only if sperm still finds a way to enter the vagina.
It would be classed as rape, as the drugged person is unable to consent to sex.
Your mom accused me of having sex with your dad.
simply put "after sexual intercourse." For example, someone might have a "post-coital cigarette" after having sex.