In most Christian Denominations there is no issue with a woman wearing pants.
Jesus
Put your hand down his trousers. ;)
Worried I guess about there package?
It would be a good idea if you told us what they are fitting onto - - trousers, vacuum cleaners, dryers, car engines . . .
Just use the fast slow trick take your shoes of then your trousers put on your trousers put on your shoes take of your shirt put on your shirt !you can do it so slow it will make people look like there in a hurry when they really are!!!!!!!!
Massachusetts
I am not sure, but you could put some of that theory into practice now and ask instead, "How would me being a good Christian help others?".
He stole some bread and put it in his trousers.
The Medicis were Christian. They felt that by patronizing Christian art it would help them gain favor with the powerful papacy as well as put them in God's good graces.
Lady's eyesight
put your hands on the back of your trousers then pull your underwear as hard as you can!
Simply put, the man's job is to lead the lady, and the lady's job is to follow the man's lead. Having a good dance frame is essential for this to work.