Rectum? Probably not; the rectum is inside the body, and you probably couldn't get to it. The anus? The anus is the ring of muscle that is the exit from the rectum. If he/she maintains some basic hygiene and cleanliness, and isn't ill with ebola or cholera or dysentery, it's probably safe to do. Kinky, perhaps, but safe.
Yes, however the only way it will work for certain is if you crush it up and then "plug" it with about 50ml water. By plug I mean shoot it in your rectum
To get in the safe you have to jump up onto the flower and plant thing, onto the top of the safe, and down the shoot.
It is called an enema.
no
It is because of the pressure below the earth.
up your rectum
fold it up in to a square lube it with warm water lay on your side place it in you rectum
Nothing sharp should go up there and cover it with a condom or something. Also remember not to let it go all the way in so you can't get it out.
A frog's rectum takes bacon and poops it on you and then hops up your butt and strangles your 2345678.
Generally, when people want to shoot up oxycodone, they will crush and dissolve the tablets in water, creating a solution that can be intravenously injected.
Shove a small hose up your rectum, then pump water through, this should solve your problem.