Is there a McDonald's in Kenya?

Not yet, there isn't! On the African continent, I am only aware of McDonald's being present in South Africa, Egypt, and Morocco. Although there are rumors abound that McDonald's will open in Kenya in late 2013, following on the recent opening of KFC and soon-to-be opened Subway.
Yes, but as you know kenyans stank. George Bush established the mc donalds in Kenya, but now we recently found out he hates the blacks. He doesn't let them inside that's why they are all starving.

The above is absolute rubbish. there is no mcdonalds in Kenya and we are not starving!!