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A farmer and his new bride were riding their buggy down the highway when the horse stumbles and accidently kicks the buggy.

The new bride said "Oh".

The farmer looked at the horse and said "That's one".

A little further down the highway the horse again stumbles and kicks the buggy.

The new bride again said "Oh".

The farmer looked at the horse and said "That's two".

Just before reaching their new home the horse stumbles yet again and accidently kicks the buggy.

The new bride again said "Oh".

The farmer looked at the horse and said "That's three". The farmer pulls his shotgun out and shoots the horse dead.

"Why did you do that" said the new bride. "How awful you are."

"That's one" said the farmer.

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