Is there a such thing as a hefoiynwert gorila?

Answer 1

yes and no there could be a such thing as a hefoiynwert gorila but studies show that there is a such thing inside annoying 14 year old smokers. if you are an annoying 14 year old whose name starts with a "j" and ends with a "n", you are at risk of an attack from MANY hefoiynwert gorilas and wagashinatony hippos that live in peace until you start to smoke and drink at all! side effects include: barfing randomly, constipation without repear, muscle spazms, constant fainting, loss of sight and breath for an hour, starting to go into a coma, going into a coma, and many more to list. at the age of 15 you will die of a sudden attack by a hefoiynwert gorila named shiniqua. she will attacking your blood stream and heart and lungs by smoking cigarettes and weed and drinking. whatever she doesnt smoke or drink she will leave inside you and it will rot and you will die. your ex-girlfriends will shriek with enjoyment and be happy for the rest of their lives without you!