You could pull it off if you owned a mandolin/V Slicer and a big pot (8Q or bigger) filled with oil and a fry thermometer.
Slice some potatoes with a ridged attachment, salt, set aside for a minute and heat the oil (NOT EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL) to 375F.
Put the potato slices into the pot (Careful, it might steam and hiss or pop at you) and remove via slotted spoon or tongs. should take about 8 minutes to cook them through, but once they get at all golden, you're good to pull them.
Assuming it would not violate the dormitory's regulations, one could easily have a countertop appliance such as a "Fry Baby" in a dorm room, which could be used to make any sort of deep-fried food.
A room in college is typically called a dorm room, where dorm is typically short for "dormitory".
My college dorm is a dead zone for my cell phone reception.
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Strip for them
It would really depend on the college.
College students usually have cheap dorm furniture because the cost of living for a college student is high and they usually do not have a lot of money to spend.
The rooms or apartments for a college is a "dorm."
Install a kegerator
A goldfish. That way you won't get kicked out of your dorm for having a pet.
depends on the dorm, most likely yes...allong with high speed internet
ask her.