1. sick
2. death in family
3. bad weather
4. cheating spouse
5. no money
They may need some time alone, or their kids might misbehave, or they are on their honeymoon.
Leave for Honeymoon A Little Privacy Tired Argument Too Much to Drink
Surf, Swim, Snorkel/Scuba Dive, Hula dance, Lua
LMFAO might not have a Skype or they might. There is no reason for you to have it.
Niagara
there appears to be no particular reason for this except the name arrived in the 19th Century for no good reason
He might want to give the character a name at the end, as a surprise ending.
he howls at night
It is faster
when they have a cold
torn
Jake Short is unrelated to Martin Short. Jake Short just happens to have the same last name.