Good question. Chuck Norris is very powerfull and would win in a battle of awesomness and wit, however I would expect Bruce Lee to be a better fighter and more agile. However seing that Bruce Lee is actually Dead, then it is highly unlikely he would win. So I am betting on Chuck Norris.
Cuck Norris was Chuck Norris evil twin brother, well he was until Chuck Norris strangled him with his own umbilical cord and he was never herd of again...
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Cuck Norris Obiously
Master Roshi is more than capable of destroying the moon possibly even earth. Cuck norris on the other hand in real life would have problem in taking down a boulder
Cuck Norris knows allanswers. never ask another one.
You don't Cuck Norris does.
a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood
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Cuckoos are named after onomatopoeic sound which they produce: 'cuck-oo, cuck-oo'. Even thought the whole family is named by this unique sound, only one cuckoo species (Common cuckoo) is able to produce this sound. Other species communicate by producing different types of sounds. Characteristic 'cuck-oo, cuck-oo' sound is produced only by males. Females produce bubbling sound, which resembles the sound of the water that is running out of the tub after removing the plug.
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Cuckoos are named after onomatopoeic sound which they produce: 'cuck-oo, cuck-oo'. Even thought the whole family is named by this unique sound, only one cuckoo species (Common cuckoo) is able to produce this sound. Other species communicate by producing different types of sounds. Characteristic 'cuck-oo, cuck-oo' sound is produced only by males. Females produce bubbling sound, which resembles the sound of the water that is running out of the tub after removing the plug.
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