Quips based on word-play

Answer 1

Some common quips using puns are;

• 'Take my wife, please.'
• 'Well, that's a deep subject.'
• Reno: 'The biggest little city in the world.'
• 'Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?'
• 'No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.'
• 'Atheism is a non-prophet organization.'
• 'I wondered why Baseball was so popular. Then it hit me.'
• 'Time flies like and arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.'
• 'If you get too big for your britches, you'll be exposed in the end.'
• 'A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.'