iPad man, iPad.
You may need to enter a BlueTooth passcode from the keyboard. Hold down the connect or link button on the keyboard, and then go to the iPad. In Settings Bluetooth, look for the keyboard. It may ask you to type in a numeric passcode to pair the two together. Type this in, and the Bluetooth icon should light at the top of the screen. If you have done this already, your keyboard's batteries may be dead.
You could ask for games for the Xbox or PS3 or clothes.
Ask him to give it to you. Maybe for school, maybe for a birthday or Christmas present. If he doesn't, buy it yourself.
You should go to an Apple store and ask them how bad it is broken and if they suggest buying a new one. If they say it can be fixed ask how much it will cost. If it cost more than getting a new Ipad then just go ahead and buy a new Ipad.
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Ask a computer specialist. They should be able to fix it.
maybe there is something wrong with it or you are not putting it on the right way you should ask a professional
Enter a competition where the ipad is a prize and win. Ask your parents to buy you one.
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you should ask "santa clause" for studio beats. they are expensive buy definitly worth the money!!
Plug it into your computer, then open iTunes and click your iPad on the side bar and it will ask you somewhere on the page to check for updates, click it, and if there is an update, which there should be an ios 5.0, click update now
Maybe you can ask for a old video game, or a ice skating trip.