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A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and a news flash comes on the TV, A man is standing on the edge of a cliff and is threathening to jump! The brunette says to the blonde: I bet you £50 that the guy will jump, The blonde accepts and they continue to watch the news flash together, It turns out the guy jumps and as the blonde hands over the money the brunette says i cant accept this, i watched that flash earlier and knew he was going to jump. The blonde says: So did I but i didnt think he would do it again! a guy walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender
he says: do you have any grapes?
the bartender says: no.
he leaves and the next day he comes back again
he says: do you have any grapes?
the bartender says no
he leaves and comes back the next day
he says do you have any grapes
the bartender says no
he leaves and comes back the next day
the bartender tells him that if he asks if he has any grapes one more time, he will nail the guys head to the wall
the guy asks: "Do you have any nails?"
"No"
"Do you have any grapes?"
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