The mortician will collect the body.I will ask the mortician if we can see him.These days it is rare to see the word "mortician". Instead people usually say "funeral director".
Sometimes people, when talking, inadvertantly make a pun (play on words) which might appear humorous in a serious situation, or flippant. If this happens, they might say "excuse [or pardon] the pun" or "no pun intended". Sometimes people say "pardon the pun" to bring attention to the fact that they have just made a pun and want the listener to know that they have punned, in case they're stupid or inattentive.
Gallium is a chemical element. One might say it has one element.
"Pun" is pronounced as "puhn," rhyming with the word "fun."
It is certainly a rare and highly radioactive element. To say it is the "strongest" might be a bit much.
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You might say a woman was more interested in "harpy-ness" (acting like a Harpy) than "happiness", or say that when Elliot Ness was upset he was not a very happy Ness.
"What did the goat who woke up on a train say?" "I don't even know how I goat here" is a goat pun.
A pun is a phrase or word that makes humour by relying on the different meanings of a word or words with similar sounds. A pun is often referred to as the lowest form of humour, and unlike jokes is often greeted with groans not laughter.Examples of puns would be:Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?There were two ocean tankers that collided. One was hauling red paint, one had blue paint. . At last report, the captains were marooned.Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.No pun intended implies that a factual statement could be interpreted as a joke or pun, but that was not the intent:Detective one: Looks like he was drowned in this vat of refrigerated blood at the slaughterhouse!Detective two: Really? He was killed in cold blood? No pun intended!
that's easy. just say your name to your self.
Only when drunk
When making a pun, just try to take a word associated with the subject and think of a way to link the two. Hopefully my answer wasn't too boaring!