What are 3 funny laws in Texas?

Answer 1

Texas has a lot of funny laws still on the books, but that are seldomly ever enforced. They include it being illegal to sell one of your eyes, it is illegal to milk someone else's cow and it is illegal to take more than three sips of your beer in a row while standing up.

Answer 2

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

It is illegal to sell one's eye.

Most laws such as this are just internet rumors, or are true but said in such a way to make it sound strange. An example being it is illegal to walk your pet lion witout a license. Sounds strange but misleeding. It is illegal to own a pet lion without a license issued by the cite/county. There is no mention of walking the lion. So as you can see, you can put a twist on any law to make it sound funny.

Answer 3

it is illegal to sell someone's eye - when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop and neither shall proceed until the other has gone - it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing - it is illegal to milk another person's cow - up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of or owning more than six dildos - it is illegal for someone to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

Answer 4

There are several dumb laws in the state of Texas. Examples include that one cannot go barefoot without a permit, that it is illegal for children to have an unsual haircut and that it is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

Most laws such as this are just internet rumors, or are true but said in such a way to make it sound strange. An example being it is illegal to walk your pet lion witout a license. Sounds strange but misleeding. It is illegal to own a pet lion without a license issued by the cite/county. There is no mention of walking the lion. So as you can see, you can put a twist on any law to make it sound funny.