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I'd make a chemistry joke here, but all the good ones argon...

Q: Why do are helium, curium and barium called the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

Two chemists visit a restaurant. The first chemist says, "I'll have H2O." The second chemist says, "I'll have an H2O too."... and he died (of hydrogen peroxide poisoning).

One liners:

Copper went and insulted Argon. Argon had no reaction.

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

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