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either they are called gortenborg's or they are called danmuffins
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Old wive's tales, saws, allegorical advice.
Some things get better with age, but unfortunately, the human body is not one of those things.
Some funny sayings are often found on the back of bumper stickers " I owe, I owe, so off to work I go", "Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most", and countless movies and television shows are loaded with funny quotes. Funny sayings from "The Simpsons" are quoted often.
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''not my kettle of fish always makes me chuckle!
smile please -s.reshma
hey poopstain! i've had enough of your sas!
One can find funny quotes and sayings on websites dedicated to humor, social media platforms like Pinterest and Instagram, quote books, and comedy shows. Comedy clubs and stand-up performances are also great places to hear humorous quotes and sayings.
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