_____________ is having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant
A good FaceBook status for this situation is, "Treat me like a joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny."
like my status and ill tell you my favorite thing about you
You get funny status's on face book by typing into the facebook search bar status shuffle.It has many different status's that you can put onto your status under different categories. Hope this helped!!There are lots of websites that provides very good stuff for facebook statuses, you can also check from there and can set funny facebook statuses in just one click.
A status on facebook is what are you doing right now or your main message on your facebook homepage.
You do: <3 in the Facebook status.
On Facebook, LMS stands for Like My Status.
by looking at it! their status is is posted onto your facebook too when they update it. if you want to check someones status, view their profile, and look at their status....
Facebook is jealous.
when there is something like a chain message, like 'you must post I Love You on the first 10 people who like your status' on facebook, like that status. then, when your crush posts that on your status, comment 'is that true?' and see wat he replies. good luck! (:
Facebook status, populary known as Facebook update, is one of the features of Facebook which allows user to post short messages for all their friends. In turn, readers can comment or press the "like" button to show that they enjoyed or concur to it.
you can put what you are doing or write happy birthday to someone you can just do random things
 Copy that, paste in status