What are is properrie?

Answer 1

Properrie is the sum of all Fritos® rolled into a bag of dry-erase markers and topped with the delightful laugh of an insane man. It was first created when humans decided that sexual intercourse was the answer to all of life's problems. Problems that couldn't be resolved by booze, alone. Since that time, properrie has evolved to the point where it no longer needs help from anyone. Not even you. Today, properrie is used mainly to draw the power out of cabbage patch kids. The collected power is used to enlarge the size of a man's scrotum; taint. It can also be witnessed lingering around elementary school grounds, often staying within close proximity to large white vans with enticing phrases drawn upon them in permanent marker.

Properrie is also regarded as the perverter of vegetation, commonly using simple vegetables and fruits such as electronic batteries, an act that dumbfounded even the most brilliant of individuals: Jerry Lewis. It is also commonly used in mass industry of condoms and vaginal rings. Properriests need these for many of their experiments in sexual intercourse, thus creating high demand.